Wankers

Jump on this one for some humour ...

The powers that be have 'invited' me into the joke center for an interview to determine how they can 'help' me get back into work.

I don't claim jobseekers because I don't want a fucking job. I am incapacitated, for fucks sakes.

How can I get a job if I can't work?

I just don't believe this shit anymore ... I can't wait to go see 'em! They are gonna get some hard time grief from yours truly ... they really are.

And they are going to have to send a fucking taxi to pick me up because I ain't got any money for a fucking bus ride.

I can picture it now, some under age rubber head prick with less work experience than I have, trying to attempt to get me into a job that doesn't fucking exist!

I will turn them to tears. I ain't being told what to do by any fucking government numbskull ... not with my medical history ... no fucking way.

I am certified as crazy, and I will prove it, there and then. They'll realise when the computer flies out the fucking window and the security goon gets his fucking nose broken.

Fucking BASTARDS!