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		<description>Has something you heard recently amused you ? ... anything goes</description>
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			<title>Smart New Fashion Item</title>
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			<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/hats-ties/9352/" target="_blank">Every nerd should have one</a>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:57:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>4 out of 5</title>
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			<dc:creator>sewer rat</dc:creator>
			<description>what makes 4 out of 5 people happy



































































































gang rape  </description>
			<category>Anecdotes and jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Asylum</title>
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			<dc:creator>Moonrat</dc:creator>
			<description>Hello and welcome to a brand new edition of,

'ASYLUM'. 

Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting

competition:

HIJACK AN AIRLINER

and win 

A COUNCIL HOUSE! 

We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream

homes, courtesy of our sponsor,  

The British Taxpayer. 

And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. 

  

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport, and

you  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:51:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Scousers</title>
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			<dc:creator>Moonrat</dc:creator>
			<description>A new Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.



She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.



Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. 



The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you

raise your hand?' 



'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied. 



The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then

who are you a fan of?' 



'I  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:34:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>And then the fight started ...</title>
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			<dc:creator>Moonrat</dc:creator>
			<description>My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...

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My wife and I are watching &quot;Who Wants To Be A Millionaire&quot; while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, &quot;Do you want to have sex?&quot; &quot;No,&quot; she answered. I then said, &quot;Is that your final answer?&quot; She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, &quot;Yes.&quot; So  ...</description>
			<category>Anecdotes and jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:42:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Lions in the shade</title>
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			<dc:creator>Moonrat</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:02:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Snowmen in a field</title>
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			<dc:creator>Moonrat</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%">Two snowmen in a field.
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One says to the other; 'can you smell carrots?'
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 <img src="http://hottinroof.forumotion.net//users/1411/26/91/41/smiles/39757.gif" alt="blumove" longdesc="109" /> </div>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:45:21 GMT</pubDate>
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